What Are White Jokes?
White Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of white jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's Donald Trump's favorite drink?
A white Russian.
#2
Whats white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.
#3
A Silly Riddle!
What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!
#4
Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land?
They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling "Lie you little fucker
#5
What's white and crawls up your leg?
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
#6
What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?
Chilling.
#7
First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0" gay black pro athlete.
Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month.
#8
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
They can't even
#9
Where do babies come from?
Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows
#10
What's red, white, and full of holes?
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
#11
I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1.
I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance.
#12
What do you call it if a white person robs you?
Capitalism
#13
What's sometimes white, sometimes red and sometimes brown?
My dick.
#14
A kid goes up to his dad with a question...
"Dad, can I ask you something?" "Of course." "You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?" "That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."
#15
Jesus was obviously white.
He even tastes like crackers!
#16
What's a kkk members favorite beverage?
White power aid.
#17
I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at
his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)
#18
It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing.
Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch.
#19
When I've had a bad day I remind myself that I'm a straight white guy.
Then I high five some dudes and we destroy an ecosystem or some shit.
#20
What did Hitler dream of during the holidays?
A WHITE Christmas!
Why People Enjoy White Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and white jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love white jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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