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Winners Jokes

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Winners Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of winners jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I guess you could call her a trophy wife.
She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners.
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#2
There are no winners in an arm wrestling
match, only Nascar fans.
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#3
Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got
to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
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#4
There are no winners in
life ...only survivors.
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#5
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what
fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!
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#6
My father always taught me that in adultery there are no
winners but participation is more important than winning
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#7
Just got back from my secret society meeting.
I'm really pleased with next year's Golden Globe winners.
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#8
Where does Charlie Sheen shop?
At Winners.
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#9
Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video
winners spent their prize money on heroin.
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#10
I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to....
... the winners of my fantasy football league
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#11
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed.
All the winners are from Earth.
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#12
My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.
Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
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#13
According to the "you snooze you lose"
principle insomnia makes us winners.
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#14
The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have
been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed.
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#15
They say history is written by the winners...
But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers.
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#16
OMG THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THE THOUGHT OF WINNING AFTER A NOMINATION IS
A PHENOMENA THAT BLOWS MY MIND HOW DID IT HAPPEN - All Emmy winners
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#17
Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with?
Winners get gold! My contribution: "Auschwitz" air freshener.
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#18
I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual.
So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners.
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#19
The winners write the history books...
I guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?
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#20
Winners don't do drugs...
It chaffs the willy.
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