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#1
My 8 yr old son asked me earlier what the first two letters of 'fun' are.
I laughed, we fist bumped, and then I sent him to the corner..
#2
I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Cafe with my eyes closed, squirting packets
of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by.
#3
Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old
after she puked carrots on the floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
#4
Gramps: *on deathbed* I feel like Im forgetting someth- *dies* [2
yrs later] Me: *knocking water outta my ears* *quarter falls out*
#5
Two yrs ago I weighed 296lbs.
Today I weigh 293lbs. Hard work makes dreams come true, folks.
#6
If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your
3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause.
#7
Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick)
even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies.
#8
Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons
to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs
#9
Broke my make-up mirror this morning.
I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, "Your eyeliner is really crooked."
#10
thousamds of yrs ago i used up mankind's only wish & got peas placed on this earth.
all the wars coud hav been prevented if i hadnt mumbled
#11
A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street.
They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says "Let's take him down this alley and screw him" The Rabbi says "Out of what?"
#12
hello id like a reservation for two.
also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair
#13
My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am.
I asked him what was wrong and he said "how many eyebrows do I have?"
#14
*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad.
Dad. *me trying not to cry
#15
DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind
as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo
#16
Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics...
...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!
#17
If you were 8 yrs old when "red
red wine" was released UB40 now
#18
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said: "I never want to do that again."
#19
*scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine
from day before* "She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"
#20
Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr:
That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER
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