What Are Allen Jokes?
Allen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of allen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Name three things that come in a little yellow
box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen.
#2
What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?
Howl do you do ?
#3
"Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* "Let's begin!
Who's got the Allen wrench?"
#4
What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex?
My name is Barry Allen
#5
An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe..
Quoth the Reddit...nevermore
#6
If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember
someone invented a wrench and named it Allen
#7
What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women?
Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!
#8
Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?
at his P.O. Box
#9
If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named
Poepurry, then I question him as a writer.
#10
In the time it took you to read this, Woody Allen made another film and
it starred some big names and it was ok and now it's on DVD already
#11
What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
"...ugh nevermind"
#12
TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together...
Honey I Fucked The Kids
#13
stolen from dave allen Imagine if you will you are at a man's house having your way with his wife and he comes home early and catches you.
And he says "Carry On" and you can
#14
Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa.
Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
#15
Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink!
Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?
#16
The only thing I know about football is that
Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens.
#17
If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called?
Greased lightning?
#18
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
#19
Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...
But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen
#20
"Strive to be the man you want your
daughter to marry" ~ Woody Allen
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