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#1
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
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#2
A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen.
Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first.
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#3
*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses...
Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet.
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#4
The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies.
So to answer your question: Yes, selfies CAN get worse.
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#5
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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#6
Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparantly 'in HD' was not the right answer.
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#7
Why did?
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
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#8
My pastor asked me how I view lesbian relations.
Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer.
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#9
Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked "what would you like
to do most to my body?""identify it" probably wasnt the right answer
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#10
How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound?
The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway.
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#11
I asked my best friend if he was gay or not.
I never got a straight answer.
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#12
I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in
a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers.
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#13
A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently
"fucking inhumane sluts" wasn't the correct answer
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#14
What are your guys' best Cards
Against Humanity answers?
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#15
A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door.
a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip
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#16
My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently
"heating up her meal" is the wrong answer.
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#17
My girlfriend's father asked me what I do...
Apparently, "your daughter" was not the answer he wanted to hear.
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#18
If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call
because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones.
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#19
M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
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#20
my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently
your daughter wasn't the answer
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