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Archaeologist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of archaeologist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you piss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from
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#2
My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site,
we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history.
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#3
What's a woman ideal husband?
An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes.
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#4
Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist?
Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus
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#5
What's the best was to piss off an archaeologist ?
Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it's from.
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#6
Why are there so many female archaeologist?
Bitches love digging up the past
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#7
My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg.
It should be quite a shin-dig.
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#8
Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When
asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
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#9
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
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#10
In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning
beds and think we fried people as punishments.
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#11
Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous
statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
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#12
Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins
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#13
How do you troll an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
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#14
What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?
Bone.
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#15
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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#16
How do you insult an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from.
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#17
Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco.
This ain't no country club either. Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist.
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#18
Why are there so many Female Archaeologists?
Because women love digging up the past.
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#19
How to piss off a female archaeologist...
Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
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#20
(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!
Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.
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Archaeologist Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and archaeologist jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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