What Are Automatic Jokes?
Automatic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of automatic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world?
A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.
#2
Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?
It pains them to have standards.
#3
Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks,
soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
#4
I can't wait till they invent the non
automatic paper towel dispenser.
#5
Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force.
NO YOU GET A LIFE.
#6
I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into
a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
#7
I like to think the automatic soap dispenser
is just really happy to see me.
#8
A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is...
"Don't put that on Facebook!"
#9
"I'm usually closed off.
But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up." -Automatic sliding doors
#10
I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons.
It's called Bloodbath & Beyond
#11
I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers
finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long.
#12
I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done.
Scared the shit outta me.
#13
Thank you automatic ice dispenser.
I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes.
#14
Was tempted to commit suicide last night...
So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)
#15
What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?
Militia Etheridge.
#16
Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods !
I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like "trump will do an excellent prime minister" wasn't funn-ier
#17
What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?
They'll both off themselves eventually.
#18
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...
but I wasn't finished..
#19
A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery.
She texts him She texts him : "your new vehicle has been launched". He replies : " is it with gear stick or automatic?"
#20
Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game?
Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.
Why People Enjoy Automatic Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and automatic jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love automatic jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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