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Boil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of boil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
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#2
How do they make Holy Water?
They boil the hell out of it.
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#3
How to make pasta: -Boil water.
-Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant.
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#4
Why do Americans drink their tea cold?
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
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#5
How do you make Holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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#6
When it boils down to it
water is just steam.
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#7
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)
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#8
What it all boils down
to is evaporation.
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#9
Me: A watched pot never boils.
Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot.
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#10
Making holy water from regular water is easy.
Just boil the hell out of it.
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#11
How to make holy water.
You take normal water, and you just boil the hell out of it.
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#12
oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs.
too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog
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#13
A clever one from Yahoo!
Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to.
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#14
How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
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#15
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell outta it.
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#16
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
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#17
When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid.
It made my blood boil.
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#18
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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#19
How do you get Holy Water?
You put water in a pot and boil the HELL out of it.
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#20
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell outta it
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