What Are Broken Jokes?
Broken Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of broken jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee
Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
#2
I like my women how I like my computer
Broken, dead, and in the basement.
#3
Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil?
Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless.
#4
When I was a kid...
'Too cool for school' meant the boiler had broken and we were all sent home.
#5
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.
#6
What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?
Ve haff vays of making you tock!
#7
Do you guys dance in the shower too?
Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
#8
The reason no one likes my story about
a broken pencil: It's pointless.
#9
I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine.
It just didn't make cents.
#10
What killed the Aztec?
A broken heart.
#11
My skeptic system seems to be broken.
The problem is that it misreads its capacity. It always thinks that the tank is full of shit.
#12
My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and
broken dreams disguised as lessons learned.
#13
*me holding a human baby* i
think this cat is broken
#14
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
#15
What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?
They fixed it because their the fawns
#16
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children...
Then you'd better go check to see what's broken.
#17
Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted
everything but the work boots section.
#18
What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?
It's out of order.
#19
What did the broken bridge say?
I have truss issues.
#20
Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents.
Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
Why People Enjoy Broken Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and broken jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love broken jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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