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Bud Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bud jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would
you want?" "I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."
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#2
Why do flowers and beer get along so well?
They're buds
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#3
Let's party like it's 1999.
(Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night).
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#4
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma
and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
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#5
Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast?
Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!
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#6
What's the difference between Bud Light and piss?
The vortex bottle
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#7
Bud light is like having sex in a canoe
It's fucking close to water.
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#8
"I want to drink but not have a good time.
One Bud Light, please."
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#9
The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports.
It's called Ear Bud.
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#10
*finally detangles ear
buds *plane lands
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#11
New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy.
It's called "Ear Bud."
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#12
Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe?
Because it's like fucking close to water.
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#13
What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common?
They're both fucking close to water.
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#14
Replaced my shoelaces with ear buds
and now they tie themselves.
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#15
*hands you a marijuana* "This one's called Air Bud.
It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."
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#16
Did you know drinking beer makes you smart?
It made Bud wiser.
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#17
no actually it's called an "african-american" eye, bud.
and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct
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#18
I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew.
Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?
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#19
Not sure if my cooking skills have improved
or taste buds have adapted.
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#20
Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff.
Bud dum tsss
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