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Canon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of canon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?
A loose Canon.
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#2
What do they do when the Queen has a baby?
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon.
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#3
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
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#4
What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
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#5
Why does superman have balls of steel?
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
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#6
Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D.
Sadly it can't focus.
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#7
What does a Cannon and Canon have in common?
They both kill ships.
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#8
I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter...
but then again it sucks as a camera.
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#9
What happens when a nun becomes pregnant?
They fire a Canon.
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#10
Knock Knock Who's there !
Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?
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#11
A photographer shot his subject with a Canon.
She was blown away.
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#12
My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical
music She calls me Canon in D Major
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#13
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off
the Grand Canon and got stuck
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#14
Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns.
I've had a Canon printer for years!
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#15
What do you call a slutty camera?
A loose Canon.
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#16
What do you call a fragile camera?
A glass Canon.
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