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Capital Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of capital jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
(NSFW) If Hillary Clinton was 36 and had 40 years of capital
hill experience, I'd put my ballot in her box
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#2
What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city?
Skopje!!
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#3
Laws of Accounting 1.
Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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#4
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?
I pronounce it Frankfort.
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#5
I just had to think to remember how to write a capital "P", so
if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up.
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#6
I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.
It's shift work.
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#7
Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?
He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case.
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#8
What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?
"Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"
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#9
[Enter a password] "beansandsausage" [Password must contain
at least two capitals] "limabeansandviennasausage"
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#10
You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters.
Even faster if you live in Germany!
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#11
America only considers a war a success if we build
a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.
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#12
Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
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#13
WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE?
THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.
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#14
Man: Lima is a capital city in South America.
Woman: Peru-ve it!
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#15
The judge told me I might get capital punishment for my crimes, and asked me if I knew what it meant..
I didn't, so I told him to use it in a sentence.
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#16
What's the capital of Greece?
The G
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#17
I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed
typist write capital letters It was shift work.
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#18
I'm Rich with a capital R!
But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard.
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#19
What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?
You whore.
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#20
I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym.
I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz.
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