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Chicken Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chicken jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[chicken buying a car] Salesman: Hop on in!
You're gonna love these bucket seats. Chicken: OH GOD
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#2
I'm so sick of this debate.
Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?
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#3
Did you hear about those chicken proof yards?
They're impeckable.
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#4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!
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#5
why don't chickens wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their heads!
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#6
I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead.
Smart kid.
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#7
You can tell a lot about a person by their avi.
For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken.
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#8
Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Will keep you posted.
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#9
[At Neiman Marcus] *looks at sales clerk* *holds up a Prada and a Burberry
briefcase* I don't know...which one will hold more chicken nuggets?
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#10
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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#11
What did the chicken say ?
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
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#12
I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon....
I want to see which one comes first.
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#13
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
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#14
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)
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#15
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she flirted with the road's husband.
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#16
HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME:
[sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin
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#17
*put cooked chicken in oven* *offer to cook date dinner* *put raw chicken
in oven* *immediately pull out cooked chicken* *keep eye contact*
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#18
"If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's
is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
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#19
Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders?
Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name "Sanders".
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#20
My beef with you is that you're
too chicken to pork me.
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