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What Are Clothes Jokes?

Clothes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clothes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching
your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar
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#2
Of course my clothes are on the floor.
I'm a guy, that's where I hang them.
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#3
I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns...
It was habit-forming.
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#4
Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes.
They smell a little bit but at least they're free.
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#5
Someone said my clothes were gay I said "yeah
they came out of the closet this morning"
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#6
My wife has been missing for two days now.
Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back.
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#7
Q: Why is sex like math?
A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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#8
2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered
my door in normal clothes and she said "nice lumberjack costume."
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#9
Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?
A: Squeaky clean clothes.
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#10
Cuban I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
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#11
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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#12
I bought a treadmill because I ran out
of closet space for my clothes.
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#13
Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes
so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes.
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#14
It's getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes!
Also, drink this water because I don't want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly
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#15
As I mentally undress you my OCD kicks in
and I mentally fold all your clothes.
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#16
Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?
Sears.
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#17
What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?
"I'm Prada you son."
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#18
My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!!
She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself.
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#19
wow.
chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it.
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#20
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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What are the best Clothes Jokes?
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Are Clothes Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Clothes Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Clothes Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Clothes Jokes are available?
We currently have 548 Clothes Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Clothes Jokes?
Clothes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Clothes Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and clothes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love clothes jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Clothes Jokes to share?
A good clothes jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Clothes Jokes safe for all ages?
Most clothes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Clothes Jokes?
clothes jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Clothes Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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Yes, we refresh our collection with new clothes jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Clothes Jokes for a specific occasion?
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