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What Are Colostomy Jokes?

Colostomy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of colostomy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?
Finding shoes to go with it.
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#2
There's a woman with a colostomy bag.
Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?
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#3
I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even
her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton.
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#4
What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit?
"Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."
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#5
My wife has a colostomy I get
a little action on the side
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#6
Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion.
Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday.
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#7
What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump?
A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit.
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#8
What's the difference...
What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!
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#9
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter?
They sound like shit.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and colostomy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love colostomy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Most colostomy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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