What Are Continue Jokes?
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#1
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
#2
"My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects..."
#3
Your date leans in and whispers "I'm not wearing panties." You shiver.
She continues: "I pooped a little and had to throw them away."
#4
Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of...
Therefore he should continue as England Manager
#5
What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?
He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
#6
*continues telling story that you've clearly
indicated you've heard before*
#7
Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No.
1.
#8
If I burn my mouth on ONE MORE FUCKING PIZZA I will probably
continue to buy and eat pizza for the rest of my life.
#9
Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up.
Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues
#10
(Stalker Diary) Day 4: Still under her bed.
She continues to put the toilet paper roll on upside down. It's like I'm living with a monster.
#11
What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument?
1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt
#12
high school was the free trial version of college.
"if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"
#13
You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later
when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you
#14
Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's
expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired
#15
Me: Sit.
Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)
#16
Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr.
Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
#17
If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue
mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
#18
[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* "Sir, where are the fitting rooms?" Oh, I don't work here.
*continues folding panties*
#19
Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen.
It'll pretty much continue like this until u die.
#20
Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself
is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it.
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