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#1
How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
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#2
Car company executives must have the best memories
in the world because GM recalls everything.
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#3
Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside
down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise.
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#4
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
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#5
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
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#6
"How many televised singing competitions are too many?"
"I don't know, let's find out!" - Television executives
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#7
The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good
concept and send it to network executives for notes.
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#8
My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon !
Thanks Panama Papers !
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#9
"People want to feel special..
they'll buy sugary piss in a bottle as long as it has their name on it." - Executives at Coke
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#10
What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?
1% milk
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#11
Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money?
A: Yelp!
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#12
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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#13
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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#14
What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
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#15
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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#16
Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?
They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.
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