What Are Glance Jokes?
Glance Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of glance jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm
*glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February
#2
Never underestimate mothers.
They can turn "mayhem" into "ma'am" with one narrowed glance.
#3
"First gay marriage.
What's next - people marrying dogs?!" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
#4
Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance
but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air.
#5
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
...the bartender glances at him and says: "Hey! We got a drink here named after you!" And the grasshopper says "What, Larry?"
#6
It's unlucky to glance over your shoulder while wearing a sweater made of rabbit wool...
Don't look back in angora.
#7
*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos
so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
#8
[undoes GFs bra first time] "wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]
#9
*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance*
*slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*
#10
I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and
catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn.
#11
religious?
why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay
#12
Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second,
but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer.
#13
Maybe the seventh time around I'll feel different about finding something
I want to eat if I glance in the fridge just once more.
#14
How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?
He glances over his shoulder.
#15
A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...
He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
#16
Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd.
"Look! Hahaha!" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam.
#17
[glances toward living room stenographer] "Please read back what my
wife said 45 seconds ago." stenographer: I promise not to get mad
#18
WIFE: You know, you're my best friend!
Am I your best friend? ME: [subtly exchanges knowing glance with our dog] Of course you are, sweetie
#19
[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a
messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*
#20
Saw a guy smoking while pumping gas & at first glance thought 'wow that's
not safe' & at second glance thought 'wow that guy's on fire'
Why People Enjoy Glance Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and glance jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love glance jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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