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Hawk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hawk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he
has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
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#2
Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in
his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler.
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#3
A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today..
..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop.
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#4
Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny.
I think I know. Oduya?
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#5
NICK CANNON: hello and welcome to america's got talent HAWK: [hiding
his talons behind his back] i misunderstood the title of this show
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#6
Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the
bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future.
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#7
girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet
I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this
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#8
[GF comes home to find our son alone] Where are you?
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: [soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice] I AM
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#9
Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku,
a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn.
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#10
[skydiving, first jump] INSTRUCTOR: everyone ready?
EAGLE: yes. HAWK: check. SPARROW: ready. PENGUIN: this is a really bad idea.
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#11
"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.
"Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"
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#12
girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes."
her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer.
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#13
Can you fly a black hawk?
Can the popes di*k fit through a donut.
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#14
What does a hawk call a
high ledge A *falcony!*
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#15
Bird of peace?
The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage
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#16
A chicken, a hawk and a duck walk into a lawn...
SuperDuck
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#17
He's an owl with an attitude.
She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!
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#18
I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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#19
From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?
A hawkie talkie.
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#20
What did the Australian say to the hawk?
Good eye!
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Hawk Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Hawk Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hawk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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