What Are Insert Jokes?
Insert Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of insert jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow.
That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?
#2
What do you call an army of toddlers?
Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*
#3
[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN!
[vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]
#4
What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?
They both say insert bill here
#5
A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy.
[Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in "MYPENIS" for his password, and the website said, "Password is too short."
#6
What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?
They both say insert Bill
#7
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!
#8
I'm gonna insert "comedian" in my bio and have my picture taken on a
stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back.
#9
So I went to the proctologist....
[insert joke here]
#10
A liberal arts student walks into a bar.
(Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
#11
How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc.
) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying
#12
Girl you remind me of a...
(insert insult here)
#13
What gets longer when pulled...
Fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked? -- -- A seatbelt!
#14
What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
#15
TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke.
Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story ).
#16
New Knock-Knock joke?
Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?
#17
Why was the woman so attached to her Dr.
Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort.
#18
Women on their period always ovary act.
*insert pun here*
#19
What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city
here] The Library, it has the most stories......
#20
"we can put a man on the moon but ___________"
(insert issue that is vastly different)
Why People Enjoy Insert Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and insert jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love insert jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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