What Are Insert Jokes?
Insert Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of insert jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow.
That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?
#22
What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
#23
Why do shower heads have 11 holes?
Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers.
#24
What do you call an army of toddlers?
Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*
#25
[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown?
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
#26
[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been..
*Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered
#27
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?
AIDS for humanity
#28
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation.
So does my boyfriend.
#29
INSERT SHTTY JOKE
HERE [NSFW]
#30
[Insert Shitty Joke here]
APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
#31
Women on their period always ovary act.
*insert pun here*
#32
What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
#33
Why was the woman so attached to her Dr.
Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort.
#34
Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo.
#35
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!
#36
So I went to the proctologist....
[insert joke here]
#37
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the zoo.
#38
*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO!
it's bullshit!
#39
What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?
They both say insert Bill here
#40
What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?
They both say "insert Bill here"
Why People Enjoy Insert Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and insert jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love insert jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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