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Knights Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knights jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
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#2
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference.
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#3
Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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#4
Jedi Knights love analogies.
"Metaphors be with you!"
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#5
My parents are pretty middle aged.
"So? That's pretty norm-" *two knights bust in* "CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"
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#6
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
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#7
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
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#8
Why do they call it the Dark Ages?
Because of all the "knights"
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#9
Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table?
Sir cumference
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#10
Why are dragons so tired?
Because they fight knights!
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#11
Two guys are drinking in a bar...
One says to the other, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?" "Aww, shit!" says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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#12
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother
said there would be knights like this."
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#13
My phone knows the word "giveth" but not the word "fuck." Perfectly useful
for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did.
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#14
England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to
war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
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#15
Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers.
After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay.
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#16
I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces.
I'm on knights next week.
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#17
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
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#18
Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?
Because everyone hates chain mail.
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#19
I killed all the knights in the Iron
Keep, except one, He was Allone
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#20
What weapon is most feared by knights?
A can opener.
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