What Are Lids Jokes?
Lids Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lids jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids.
. So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed.
#2
My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids.
He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed
#3
Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids?
they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed
#4
How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children?
My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.
#5
A baby was born with no eyes lids...
So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids. They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed.
#6
A dating site that connects Tupperware
containers with lost lids.
#7
My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars.
Now she'll have to talk to me.
#8
TIL Doctors have successfully grafted eye lids on a patient using foreskin.
The surgery went well, but now she's a little cock eyed.
#9
So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to
replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed.
#10
Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids.
He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now
#11
I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of...
what the hell, when did they start putting child proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass?
#12
I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just
graduate and go off to college or something.
#13
I find the biggest difference in Canada vs the US is they don't put your
lids on for you at Starbucks and exponentially less gun violence.
#14
Next time you get in a fight with your girl..
Go tighten all the lids on the jars.
#15
A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some.
Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.
#16
My cooking show would just be an hour
of me looking for Tupperware lids.
#17
Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into
her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
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