What Are Make Jokes?
Make Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of make jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Some days I ask, "What would Chewbacca do?" And the answer is always,
"Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.
#2
Nothing makes me more suspicious
than an unsolicited compliment.
#3
Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese...
... in order to "make America Grate again"
#4
Q.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
#5
It would just be mean to make a joke about the woman with lumber breast implants.....
Wooden Tit
#6
DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"
*Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
#7
I like to shave my pubes...
It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast.
#8
Why did the girls fall off the swing?
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
#9
What did the Trump supporting viticulturist say Monday morning?
Time to make America Grapes Again.
#10
I don't "fuck" my wife.
I "make fuck" to her.
#11
What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy
#12
Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies.
Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face.
#13
A girl grabbed my cock and said, "Wow!
Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock." "Why?" I asked, intrigued. "Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it," she replied.
#14
They tried to make me go to rehab...
They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that.
#15
My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake
up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting
#16
How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb?
None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it.
#17
How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed.
Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth.
#18
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
#19
I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring.
I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact.
#20
I would make a sexist joke But that would
be wrong, and being wrong is for women.
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