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#1
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine
less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes?
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#2
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less.
[GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] "MINE FEWER." [Hitler looks up] Yes?
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#3
Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger.
But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today.
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#4
How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
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#5
Grammar Nazi vs.
Hitler Soldier:"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores." Hitler:"So mine less!" [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
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#6
What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
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#7
What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
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#8
What's the difference between a mining company and priests?
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
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#9
Hitler on mining "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So mine
less" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] "MINE FEWER!" [Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
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#10
So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.
I decided to write it in A flat minor.
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#11
Three variations of "Sir, we're mining too many useless
minerals." http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png
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#12
Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
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#13
What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
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#14
What do you call a seizure you have while mining?
An ore spasm.
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#15
With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S.
doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers.
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#16
"Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!" Hitler: "Mine fewer then" Reddit:
"I did **not see** that coming" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all
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#17
Hitler pun "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals." Hitler: "So mine less." Grammar Nazi busts in.
"MINE FEWER." (Hitler looks up) "Yes?"
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#18
What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?
A flat minor.
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#19
ME: [in g-string and hardhat] You sure this is what Boss meant by strip-mining?
[A bat swoops down and tucks a crumpled bill into my thong]
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#20
I think I might go gold mining today...
Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax.
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