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Missile Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of missile jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far.
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#2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far
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#3
What is the only way to stop Donald Trump?
A Cruz missile.
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#4
What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak?
Predator missile
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#5
If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North
Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
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#6
Tom Cruise's nickname in between
the sheets Cruise missile.
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#7
If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but
when Trump says "your fired" he sends a nuclear missile at a country.
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#8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because North Korean missiles cant go that far
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#9
You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings
at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles.
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#10
What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
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#11
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles.
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#12
If athletes get athletes foot.
What do astronauts get? missile toe
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#13
Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?
The singer can have a hit
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#14
What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear?
What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway.
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#15
Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy
or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis
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#16
What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?
"Tom" Cruise Missiles.
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#17
TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it.
Oops. Wrong sub.
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#18
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two
nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
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#19
The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target.
It's an attention-seeking missile.
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#20
There are two guys in a radar station...
when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says "Ha! ICBM".
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