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#1
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two
nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
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#2
what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles
when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them
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#3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles.
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#4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape North Korea's long range missiles
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#5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape North Korea's long range missiles.
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#6
If women ruled the world do you think
missiles would be shaped differently?
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#7
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away for North Korea's long range missiles.
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#8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far
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#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far.
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#10
If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North
Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
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#11
What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?
"Tom" Cruise Missiles.
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#12
You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings
at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles.
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#13
"What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?" "...What?" " -Toes." "Out.
Just get out."
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#14
What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
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#15
Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president?
America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves.
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#16
Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
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#17
Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
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#18
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid North Korea's long range missiles.
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#19
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because North Korean missiles cant go that far
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#20
Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
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