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#1
Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife.
He defends himself by saying "I am not a cook".
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#2
What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?
A roooooooux!
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#3
Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright.
One of the drawbacks of him having a list.
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#4
The phrase "Tricky Dick" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey.
Be specific in your usage.
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#5
What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?
I am not a cook
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#6
You know what Nixon did wrong?
He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you.
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#7
Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?
Because he always took the low road.
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#8
A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat.
Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?
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#9
Nixon: "I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me" "Hold my beer" "Sure..
Wait this isnt beer"
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#10
Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room?
NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull.
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#11
What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?
I spy.
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#12
Why is Nixon a bad chef?
Because he is not a cook.
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