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#1
What's the definition of a will?
Come on guys it's a dead giveaway
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#2
I was on a date.
"How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
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#3
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
[NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face
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#4
If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook...
It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!
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#5
I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring.
I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact.
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#6
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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#7
My grandfather's holocaust stories aren't half as depressing
as the contestant interview segment on Jeopardy.
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#8
Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up.
I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
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#9
How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?
A Brazilian
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#10
Waiter is there soup on the menu ?
No madam I wiped it off !
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#11
We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow,
if we turned it over to Google's ad department.
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#12
Why do I tell jokes in elevators?
Because they're funny on many levels.
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#13
My wife was raped by a mime He preformed
unspeakable acts on her
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#14
"I just love a girl in uniform" Appropriate on the
battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard.
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#15
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.
The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?" The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"
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#16
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
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#17
Toilet stolen from police station
Cops have nothing to go on.
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#18
Confucius say .
. . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels.
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#19
What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation?
"Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"
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#20
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but
do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.
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