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#1
Why don't oysters like to share?
Because they're shellfish.
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#2
Have you tried rocky mountain oysters?
They're offal.
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#3
*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words?
-I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch
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#4
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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#5
How come oysters never donate to charity?
They are all shellfish.
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#6
"I gave that guys wife a
pearl necklace" -Oysters
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#7
What's the worst part about eating 69 oysters out of your grandma?
Finding out she already posted this joke on Reddit.
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#8
What is the definition of disgusting?
Putting 7 oysters up your girlfriend and sucking out 8
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#9
*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy?
Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.
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#10
*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven.
I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate.
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#11
Advice on getting a girl everytime My friend told me to use oysters, they work every time.
I replied bollox she will notice them floating in her drink.
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#12
Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?
Because it's shellfish.
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#13
What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 11
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#14
I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant.
I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash.
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#15
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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#16
It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and
realize oysters have a better sex life than you.
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#17
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
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#18
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy?
Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve
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#19
Why don't oysters give to charity?
They are shellfish.
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#20
Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina?
Realising you only put 9 in
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