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#1
How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?
none, PETA can't change anything.
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#2
Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in
the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits.
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#3
How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.
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#4
How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't change anything.
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#5
Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore?
Because PETA will freak out.
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#6
I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals.
Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?
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#7
I bet The Flintstones make those
guys at PETA furious.
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#8
Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.
Oh The Hue Manatee!
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#9
How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. PETA can't change anything.
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#10
How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
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#11
If PETA is upset about Lady Gaga's meat dress, wait until they hear
about what people do to that stuff in restaurant kitchens.
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#12
How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears?
I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**.
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#13
What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?
PETA
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#14
What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?
PETA Pan
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#15
Fed Up with PETA.
We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As
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#16
What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist?
Thank god I am not an African kid.
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#17
What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate?
The Make a Wish Foundation.
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#18
If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago...
it would have been called PETA
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#19
Is PETA aware that we're still struggling
with the ethical treatment of humans?
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#20
What does PETA stand for?
People Eating Tasty Animals
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