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Pine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Every gift from a child is special.
Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
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#2
What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?
A coniference.
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#3
What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?
Naughty pine
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#4
What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?
"Oh, how I pine for you!"
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#5
Knock Knock Who's there !
Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !
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#6
My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree...
Now I have a porky pine.
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#7
Want to get rid of your husband without killing him?
Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years.
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#8
what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine?
The porky Pine has the prick on the outside.
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#9
What do you call a questionable porcine?
A Porque-pine
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#10
Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station
restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.
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#11
Why did the tree keep getting grounded?
Because it was s knotty pine!
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#12
Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine
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#13
What trees do skeletons like?
S*pine* trees!
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#14
Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?
To spruce things up a bit.
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#15
-Does it have apples in it?
-No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
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#16
A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, "What's
the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?" ...he responds, "U pine."
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#17
What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?
All dressed up, with no place to go.
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#18
I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure
it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up.
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#19
What do women and pine trees have in common?
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
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#20
Shake what your momma gave ya!
*shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)
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