What Are Pitcher Jokes?
Pitcher Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pitcher jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
#2
'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID
MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS
#3
My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do.
Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer..
#4
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
#5
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
#6
What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass?
Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!
#7
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
#8
Who likes a good baseball joke?
How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p
#9
Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?
Because they always throw up
#10
*walks into bar with camera* Me: Can I take a shot of this glass?
Bartender: Take a pitcher, it'll last longer
#11
Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?
Because they don't believe in the KKK
#12
I hate pitchers ...They
always throw games
#13
Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?
They didn't have enough pitchers.
#14
So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball.
What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball
#15
How the hell does shit hit a fan, exactly?
Who is throwing shit around? Why would they do it in a room with a fan? Crazy shit pitchers.
#16
My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on
kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher.
#17
Know how to get a lot of head?
Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer
#18
A man walks into a bar....
...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
#19
What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
#20
"A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who
re-fills it after emptying." -- Dalai Lama
Why People Enjoy Pitcher Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pitcher jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pitcher jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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