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Poodle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of poodle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
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#2
I hate when it rains cats and dogs....
I just stepped in a poodle.
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#3
What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?
7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO
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#4
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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#5
My dog I bought myself a dog the other day.
It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo
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#6
What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant?
A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm.
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#7
what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix?
A cockadockapoo.
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#8
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle?
If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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#9
What's the quickest way to clean semen off a poodle?
Seriously. I need to know because my mother-in-law is due back home in about 20 minutes.
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#10
My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now
I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle.
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#11
Car broke down.
Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull.
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#12
How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador.
How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.
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#13
What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?
You let the pit bull finish.
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#14
Do poodle owners realize they just bought a
dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?
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#15
What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle?
A shit poo
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#16
Why are poodles suspicious of strangers?
Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile.
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#17
Will no one rid me of this
turbulent poodle?
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#18
Driving and trying to read twitter, I just ran over a poodle.
Unfortunately I drive a Yaris. My car got a dent and the poodle got annoyed.
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#19
When it's raining cats and dogs...
Be careful not to step in the poodles!
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#20
A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?
A dead poodle, split in half.
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Our collection features 39 Poodle Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Poodle Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and poodle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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