What Are Range Jokes?
Range Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of range jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend.
Friend: "Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?" Me: "Nah, my hearing's already shot."
#2
I approve of free range parenting
the meat just tastes better.
#3
My ex still misses me...
Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range.
#4
What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?
Router Limits!
#5
"Hello this is your captain speaking.
I have fallen out of the plane yikes lol. Very impressed with the range on this Bluetooth headset tho"
#6
There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
The one on the range.
#7
Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed
hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you.
#8
If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts
burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?
#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far
#10
I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture.
It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe.
#11
[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded?
Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?
#12
I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the
punchline is probably outside your range.
#13
Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range.
They also can create heating effect by fapping.
#14
Americans have some weird slang...
Like calling shooting ranges high schools
#15
Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range.
In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'
#16
Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove?
... He had foam on the range.
#17
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
#18
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid North Korea's long range missiles.
#19
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range.
#20
If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether
or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.
Why People Enjoy Range Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and range jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love range jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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