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Rust Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rust jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir.
The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?
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#2
USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust?
A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday.
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#3
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust A guns
only weakness is Obama and rust.
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#4
What's the difference between Det.
Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
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#5
I dated this metal chick once It was all cool for
the first month, but then she started to rust.
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#6
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
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#7
Why do mexicans dislike rust?
Because it is feo
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#8
Why is rust on a car orange?
Because its true car-rot
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#9
Aquaman: Come on in the water is great.
Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues.
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#10
What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?
Rust-in-peace.
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#11
Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?
He has rust issues.
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#12
ME: I want the car's brake lines to rust SCIENTIST: I'm listening ME:
[slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant
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#13
Why dont Demons fear oxidation?
Because there's no rust for the wicked
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#14
Do you know why you should never boil vegetables?
Because the wheelchair might rust
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#15
When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
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