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Sandals Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sandals jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness*
*exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*
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#2
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
Felipe Flop!
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#3
Socks and sandals are like condoms There is
almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant
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#4
Croc sandals are like getting a blowjob from a dude...
They feel amazing but you realize how gay you are when you look down.
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#5
HEY YOU GUYS!
Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals.
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#6
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.
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#7
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.
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#8
Don't judge a German tourist until you've
walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo.
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#9
Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro.
What did we learn?
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#10
What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals?
Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today.
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#11
I was standing at a urinal taking a leak when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J.
Fox...bad day to wear sandals.
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#12
What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?
Felipe Flop
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#13
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals !
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#14
What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?
Sandals in the Bin
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#15
My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals
to Church Jesus wore sandals too.
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#16
Moses was the first hippie.
He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good.
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#17
Why were the camels wearing sandals?
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand? To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
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#18
If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you
to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt.
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#19
You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been
punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing
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#20
Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long
hair and he died hugging a tree
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