What Are Shoplifting Jokes?
Shoplifting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shoplifting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting.
You just can't be positive that they're not watching.
#2
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured.
Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
#3
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting
in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
#4
this is a serious question if you have sex with
a hoker and dont pay is it shoplifting
#5
Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay
with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?
#6
If you rape a prostitute is
it rape or shoplifting
#7
days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas.
Now get out there
#8
If you rape a hooker/prostitute...
is that actually shoplifting?
#9
remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be "cool." something
as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick
#10
I got done for shoplifting today.
I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked 7 up.
#11
There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ...
The police believe they're still at large.
#12
If you force sex on a prostitute
is it rape or shoplifting?
#13
my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens
then holding hands for 3 hours
#14
If you have sex with a prostitute...
...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
#15
You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month.
"What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
#16
I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman
prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting
#17
What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?
Shoplifting
#18
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what
if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things
#19
If you're going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I'm going
to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.
#20
I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today...
But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve.
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