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#1
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
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#2
Whats the best thing about being a siamese twin?
Someone to kiss while you're wanking
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#3
Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?
So the other one could drive
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#4
There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair.
So they cut out the middle man.
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#5
Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder.
Turns out he was dead.
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#6
Sees friend from highschool.
Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends.
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#7
How do you separate Siamese triplets?
WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!
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#8
Siamese Cat My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.
My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
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#9
Breaking News: Siamese twins
sign for Man United.
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#10
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
A: Siamese twins.
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#11
I've no idea why I'm a virgin.
But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly.
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#12
"Give it here!" "No, it's mine!" "it's my turn!" "you had it last!" "come
on gimme it!" "no way!" "but it's my go!" Siamese twins having a wank.
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#13
Why did the siamese twins moved to England?
So the other one would also drive
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#14
I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins.
It's called Connect 4.
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#15
Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?
he was two chickens
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#16
It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins...
They're both pulling in different directions
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#17
How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?
Head to head race
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#18
*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just
one cat, not two cats in one.
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#19
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie "Man on the Moon".
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#20
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese
Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments
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