What Are Silly Jokes?
Silly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of silly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly!
There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids
#2
CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom.
That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly
#3
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!
#4
Server: Would you like another glass of wine?
Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions
#5
The best part about stabbing Queen Latifah is watching all
the BBQ pulled pork shoot out of her like silly string.
#6
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?
Because it had a hole in the middle.
#7
Silly joke I made up today..
How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana.
#8
ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you?
SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.
#9
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry?" Me: "Yup." Wife: "And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??" Me: "No silly!
She's left handed."
#10
Feminism!
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
#11
Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse "Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was....
extremely silly? "No, I said she was fucking goofy."
#12
[Mugshot photographer] Me:
now lets do a silly one
#13
"I'm sorry Mickey, I can't file divorce just because you think Minnie's silly." "Your honor, I don't think you understand.
She's *fucking* Goofy!"
#14
a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly
kids these days pretending to be hot pockets
#15
I have a silly friend named Oedipus...
He's a stupid motherfucker.
#16
The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel, clearly
irritated, replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
#17
"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was...
extremely silly?" "No, I said she was fucking Goofy."
#18
[re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] "come to me baby, and jump, and oops...
You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."
#19
Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong
they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb.
#20
Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Why People Enjoy Silly Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and silly jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love silly jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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