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Socket Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of socket jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Sockets What did one socket say to the other?
Stay grounded.
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#2
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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#3
Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough
to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.
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#4
How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
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#5
Funny how I used to see human features in things
like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
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#6
How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
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#7
I keep my monocle freshly waxed so it easily slips out of my eye socket
and falls into my cup of tea whenever I'm shocked by your behavior.
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#8
How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
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#9
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
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#10
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
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#11
What's blue, small and sits in a corner?
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
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#12
I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all
willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them
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#13
The Mrs recognizes my "tell" when I've seen an attractive woman: my eyes
pop 4 inches out of their sockets and I make a loud "A-OOGA" noise.
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#14
You know what's grosser than gross?
Running through a field of dead babies and getting your toe stuck in an eye socket.
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#15
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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#16
Man sticks finger into electrical socket...
What happens next will shock you.
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#17
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
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#18
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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#19
Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
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#20
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them.
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