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Spits Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of spits jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated?
She spits when she talks.
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#2
What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?
Reddit
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#3
"You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant.
*spits in his pumpkin pie
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#4
Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock?
Spits out the feathers.
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#5
"How's the wine?" "House red?" "Yes." *sips, swills, spits* "Wow it's
got too much body." "Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."
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#6
What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?
A femijizm
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#7
me: can I buy you a drink?
girl: sorry [holds up martini] already got one me: [spits in it] How about now?
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#8
What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?
*spits*
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#9
*spits out animal cracker* This
doesn't even taste like hippo.
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#10
*secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat*
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die
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#11
We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does?
He moans, shakes, and spits on your back.
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#12
*jumps into volcano as sacrifice*
*volcano spits me back out*
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#13
*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back
at me, it goes down my throat, "wake me up before you go-go" plays*
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#14
I love giving my girlfriend orgasms.
Too bad she just spits them out.
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#15
*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat.
*gets escorted from zoo*
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#16
[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me
I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts "leave it Gary!"
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#17
[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it!
[looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE "SUBTOTAL"?!?
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#18
*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?!
Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer
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#19
my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever
I give her one she just spits it out.
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#20
A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around.
He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg
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