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What Are Tech Jokes?

Tech Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tech jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
What do you call a computer smoking weed ?
High tech.
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#2
Toddler tech support: "Did you
try throwing it and crying?"
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#3
That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter?
One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.
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#4
Tech support in the military
Troubleshoot to kill.
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#5
(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car.
The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000.
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#6
"Have you tried turning her off and then
on again?" -- Sexual Tech Support
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#7
I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week...
we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!
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#8
I made a Tech Joke Q: What did one device say to the other?
A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing?
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#9
Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again.
Canth you helpf?
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#10
I told my son I was an early adopter.
He asked, what tech? Then it got weird.
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#11
Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy?
He's an e-NAMBLA.
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#12
What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit?
"Clearing my cache."
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#13
Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question
have obviously never worked in tech support..;)
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#14
If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from
a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job.
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#15
Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
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#16
Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree?
Because you're worthless.
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#17
*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer.
Employer: BOOM! Tech support!
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#18
Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian,
I said "Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"
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#19
My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know!
She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!
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#20
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep.
He said, "Tech, no!"
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Tech Jokes?
Our collection features 63 Tech Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Tech Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Tech Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Tech Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Tech Jokes are available?
We currently have 63 Tech Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Tech Jokes?
Tech Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tech Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tech jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love tech jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Tech Jokes to share?
A good tech jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Tech Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tech jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Tech Jokes?
tech jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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