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What Are Thrust Jokes?

Thrust Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thrust jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?
Brushing your teeth!
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#2
SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us.
He Should Burn. He Should Die.
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#3
My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal
Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big.....
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#4
The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some
slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me.
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#5
Some men are born to greatness.
Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles.
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#6
When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great,
and some have Greatness Thrust inside them
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#7
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Stab in and thrust up.
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#8
For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.
Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge.
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#9
Am I the only one who closes the silverware
drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
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#10
Cop at the gym just puked when he saw me do squat-thrusts.
Said he hadn't seen anything that hateful or violent since the LA riots.
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#11
confucious says man who worships the pussy....
puts his thrust in god.
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#12
What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?
"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."
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#13
I wouldn't step onto a plane
with thrust issues.
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#14
Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?
He has thrust issues.
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#15
With sufficient thrust,
pigs fly just fine.
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#16
He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless.
With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food.
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#17
When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head
out & whisper "wow you drive really inconsiderate" into the wind
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Most thrust jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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