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#1
Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks?
That shit doesn't fucking add up.
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#2
Me: why do bad things happen to good people?
God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles* Me: oh God: *nods solemnly*
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#3
Turtles think tortoises are
pretentious as hell.
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#4
Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks?
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
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#5
I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never
wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
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#6
Science: I rely on observable data and logic.
Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.
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#7
[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy
breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet
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#8
i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my
first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
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#9
What did the snail on the turtles back say?
WEEEEEEEEEE!
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#10
And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized
that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
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#11
Q: What do turtles do for fun?
A: Play hide and shell.
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#12
Sorry I'm late, I was staring at a picture of the Ninja Turtles for an
hour trying to figure out why they always wear belts with no pants.
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#13
I want to buy a Prius because I plan on driving off of a cliff & I don't
want to make too big of an explosion & kill squirrels or turtles
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#14
I'm jealous of turtles because if they don't want to talk to someone, they're like "Nah, dude, busy in my shell right now.
Come back later."
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#15
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing
until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
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#16
What do turtles do for fun?
Play hide and shell.
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#17
What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them
where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise
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#18
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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#19
Table for six please?
"Is your party coming soon or?" [Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I'm going to need booster seats
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#20
Throw a pizza down a manhole.
Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles.
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