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#1
You remind me of my appendix...
You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out.
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#2
Yo girl, are you my appendix?
Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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#3
Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
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#4
Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles]
Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
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#5
Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history.
He performed the first appendix transplant.
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#6
If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy...
.... is a sex change an Addadicktome?
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#7
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix.
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#8
Hey girl, are you my appendix?
Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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#9
Sometimes I miss having an appendix..
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#10
What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?
The appendix.
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#11
Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you!
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#12
My thesis just came back with "Appendix?" scrawled on it.
Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?.
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#13
Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but
this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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#14
What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?
He removed the appendix!
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#15
Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv
Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix
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#16
Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix.
Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians.
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#17
Surgical operations When you get your tonsils removed: tonsillectomy When you have
your appendix removed: appendicectomy When a woman has a sex change: addadictomy
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#18
Two books arm wrestle.
One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it.
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#19
She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex?
He's taken her appendix out
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#20
Book, you look so much thinner!
I know! I had my appendix removed!
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