What Are Application Jokes?
Application Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of application jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
I'm sorry you're just not NASA material "Why?" Well, you wrote 'red' then
crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application.
#22
Oh you got "Swag"?
Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application.
#23
Job interview...
(Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up.
#24
I think Android application developers are magical.
They're like open sorcerers.
#25
Now accepting applications for a new best friend.
Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor.
#26
Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview.
The interviewer asked him questions."So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"
#27
Question on my Visa Application "have you ever been convicted of a crime ?" followed by "explain why"...
so I put "no" and "good lawyer.
#28
I asked my Dad for help with course selection...
My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, "Which do you think I should take?" "Whichever you'll excel in, son."
#29
the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, "If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do?
I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank
#30
Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber.
The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober.
#31
Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application?
Becuase he'd fire hoes.
#32
Best Fortune cookie ever: "Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher.
Ask manager for application."
#33
I wasn't able to apply for a job in the Endoscopy unit...
... it was internal application only.
#34
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
What's my mother going to do?
#35
What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?
Greece doesn't have default settings!
#36
I bet there is already someone who's put their number
of twitter followers on a college application.
#37
Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet?
Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.
#38
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters..
do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
#39
Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones?
You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application.
#40
Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime.
Anywhere."
Why People Enjoy Application Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and application jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love application jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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