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Bars Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bars jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket.
It's still got 2 bars of battery on it.
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#2
I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001.
I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers
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#3
Shopping when hungry means you end up buying food you will regret.
Apply the same rule for not being too horny when going to the clubs/bars.
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#4
I'm a lot like an iPhone 4.
Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted
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#5
Back in my day...
You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine. Now, fucking security cameras everywhere.
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#6
Klondike bars, Hitler
did it for one
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#7
Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25...
Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast
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#8
When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line,
I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor
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#9
Just found out I've been eating women's energy bars for the past few months.
No side effects except making 30% less money than I used to
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#10
What's the most popular pickup line in gay bars?
Can I push your stool in?
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#11
So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in.
She ran into many bars.
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#12
What do all men at single's bars have in common?
They're married.
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#13
SEO Expert walks into a bar...
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...
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#14
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks
you out for buying TOO much of their Product
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#15
The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse
black guys end up behind bars!
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#16
The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.
The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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#17
Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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#18
Gay bars have different rules at the pool table...
They play balls in hand.
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#19
My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there?
Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?
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#20
In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden...
two shots and a splash of water
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