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Deck Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of deck jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for
playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving
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#2
What's Irish and sits on a deck?
Patty O'Furniture
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#3
I now know I drink too much.
I walked out on my deck and swear I heard a mosquito yell out to his all his friends that the bar just opened.
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#4
Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?
Because there is no driver up there.
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#5
Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond.
By the end you just want a club and a spade
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#6
I got kicked out of the hardware store today...
It's my dad's fault. He told me to buy a black and deck her.
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#7
A woman once said that a cheating man is like a deck of playing cards....
You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking head in, and a spade to bury the bastard
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#8
I wish there was an observation
deck at WalMart.
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#9
I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards.
You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself.
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#10
Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
*A: He was sitting on the deck.
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#11
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
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#12
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
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#13
Why can't pirates play any card games?
Because someone's always on the deck!
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#14
What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship?
Suck my *DECK*!!!
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#15
Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck.
Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs.
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#16
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
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#17
I've just bought you all a deck of cards.
Deal with it.
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#18
How can you get four suits for under $2.00?
Buy a deck of cards.
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#19
Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
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#20
What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?
A transformer.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and deck jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most deck jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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