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#1
What's a prison executioners favorite beer?
Shock-top
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#2
Executioner: any last words?
Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
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#3
Executioner : Due to the power-cut
we'll be using the acoustic chair.
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#4
Why are executioners so rich?
Because they make a killing
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#5
What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?
I'll beheading out now.
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#6
Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal?
"I'll have a panda please" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?
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#7
How does the executioner like his coffee?
Decap
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#8
A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair.
He chose the lessor of two evils.
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#9
What did the executioner say to the prisoner?
"Hang on a minute."
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#10
If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a
deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing.
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#11
How did the executioner learn about knots?
By watching the noose.
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#12
Executioner: final words?
Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.
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#13
A man was sitting in the electric chair.
The executioner said "Look I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
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#14
What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders.
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#15
I tried finding work as a Saudi executioner...
...but I couldn't get ahead.
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#16
Never make plans with an executioner.
They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that
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#17
What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?
[removed]
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#18
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who
asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
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#19
Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?
He always leaves you hanging
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#20
What do you call a drunk executioner?
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
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